Friday, December 08, 2006

Dante's theory of forbidden drinks

I guess this will be a good story for his 21st birthday party...

Dante was sitting on the toilet this morning after doing a "number two". I could hear him talking to himself as he sat there. Or maybe he was trying to talk to me through the door.

"I know where Coke comes from - it's squashed up POO juice. Kids can't drink it because poo has alcohol in it but grown ups like it."

EEyou! I don't know if I'll be drinking cola again for a while now.

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