Monday, September 15, 2008

Overheard whisper between two boys (aged 7 & 8)

Boy 1: Do you know what the "D" word is?
Boy 2: Yeah.
1: Oh, really? What is it?
2: Dick.
1 (laughing): No, silly! That's the "D I" word.
2: So what's the "D" word then?
1 (in hushed, awed tones): "Dang".
2 (suitably impressed): Ohhhh.

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